Mark Ecko

July 2nd, 2008

Mark Ecko, fashion designer:


Yes, I said fashion designer. Stop laughing. Here is why I brought him up.

Ecko paid $752,467 for the prize in an online auction in September. Soon after, he asked fans to vote in an Internet poll on what he should do with the ball.

The winner: Brand it with an asterisk, to reflect the steroid allegations surrounding Bonds, and give it to the Hall.

The ball indeed was marked, with the five-pronged asterisk dye-cut into the cowhide, from stitch-to-stitch where “Major League Baseball” is printed.

Proof that money, stupidity and democracy can destroy just about anything. Whatever you may think of Barry Bonds and his home run record, there is no place for such a spectacle in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Let’s hope that they display the ball with the asterisk hidden. The last thing Cooperstown needs is the petulant mark of a fashion designer who dresses like he swiped random articles of dirty laundry from Prince’s bedroom floor.

Drink More Bottled Water

June 30th, 2008

That’s right. Drink as much as possible, buy as much as possible. Make sure to keep the industry thriving. Why? Because the petulant, ignorant, mis-directed, spoiled and ever-growing mob of environmental do-gooders are against it.

Green Lecture

In fact, says the group “about one-fourth of bottled water is actually bottled tap water”

So what if it’s bottled tap water? Personally, I used to buy it for the convenience. Now, I will buy it because these eco-robots think I shouldn’t.

“The backlash comes even amid surging sales of bottled water in the United States. Some of this is linked to concerns about contamination of public water supplies, although critics of the industry say marketing hype is a greater factor.”

None of it, you will notice, is related to thirsty people buying something to drink. That would be unthinkable. Besides, would they tell us if there were contamination issues? Of course not. These eco-freaks could care less about anything that does not factor into their fanatical agenda - including people’s health.

As a matter of fact, here’s a news flash: healthy people who live a long time are bad for the environment. The longer you live, the bigger your “ecological footprint.” I’m starting a new marketing campaign: Light up. Die early. Save the frigging planet. So, light up a cigarette, take off your seatbelt, throw your helmet out the window and eat three boxes of lard soaked Fruit Loops a day. It’s good for the polar bears.

Speaking of marketing campaigns, it’s very nice of these people to decry the use of “marketing hype” through their press releases, web sites, newsletters, quoted spokespeople and public barrage of meaningless statistics. When evil big businesses use those mediums, it’s called “marketing hype.” When ignorant little special interest groups use the same forum, we call it public education.

“Beyond questions of safety and environment, some activists say the bottled water industry is seizing a public resource.”

In other words, providing a beneificial public service that is clearly in demand to generate a profit is bad. We’re much better off when government controls and rations those resources so they can “responsibly” regulate our consumption. Thanks for your public service announcement. I’m off to take my gas guzzling SUV to Evil Walmart so I can buy some bottled water and Tungsten light bulbs….

Edmund Burke and Moderation

June 28th, 2008

Edmund Burke here describes the combination of monied interests and what we might call the intelligentsia in an effort to overthrow the existing power structure composed of the king, the nobility and the clergy in France. They were brutally successful. There are some scholars who will argue that the horrifying brutality of the French Revolution was a necessary precursor to modern democracies - badge of pride that they apparently are. Perhaps there is some truth to that. Nevertheless, when studying the period, one seems to come across a great deal of sympathy and apology for the horrors that occurred simply because they reflected “the will of the people” and because they brought about “change.”

Burke was certainly not one of the apologists. I find this particular passage relevant today because like other excerpts on this site, it seems eerily familiar. It is indeed true (and visible today) that “to command the opinion, the first step is to establish a dominion over those who direct it.” Many arrogant, wealthy people of learning in this country today, “fond of distinguishing themselves,” can often be found “endeavouring to confine the reputation of sense, learning and taste to themselves or their followers.” If you are not sensitive (read: partial) to their way of thinking, well then you just aren’t intellectual. Intelligence leaves no room for dissent dont’ you know.

Burke also speaks of the religious zeal with which irreligious aims are pursued, the unification of “obnoxious wealth and restless, desperate poverty,” and the Machiavellian indifference to the means in favor of presumably desirable ends (”To them it was indifferent whether these changes were to be accomplished by the thunderbolt of despotism, or by the earthquake of popular commotion”). All of these evils can be seen in various manifestations across the political spectrum today, from the relentless and fanatical pursuit of global warming policies at all costs to the instigation of the poor and unfortunate against the “rich.” The tools of class envy, mass propoganda, fanatical and immoderate zeal, and the arrogance of status, education and wealth are as present today as they were in revolutionary France.

I will not argue here that any members of the modern intelligentsia are trying to foment violent rebellion in this country - though it is not hard to find people who would argue otherwise. There is no doubt however that the modern cause of “change” is an object dear to the hearts of many “intellectuals” who generally regard the values and standards of the past with great contempt - and that really is the point of Burke’s Reflections. Change in a country, while often a good thing, should be carefully considered. He who seeks to fundamentally alter the work of the state should go about it “as to the wounds of a father, with pious awe and trembling solicitude.” In other words, with all due respect to those who came before you.

The great flaw of statesmanship - in every age - is a propensity to get so caught up in “new” ideas and modes of thinking that one is wont to callously disregard the work of great minds that came before him. This has proven (France is but one of many examples) to usually have disastrous consequences. We bandy about terms like progress, advancement, evolution. The Supreme Court once referred to it as “the progress of a maturing society.” Progress is fine but not all change is good and not all maturity is desirable. For example, Nazi Germany could be described as the maturity of the Weimar Republic. An extreme example to be sure but perhaps a lesson that mankind continues to disregard in its myopic focus on progress and change.

George Will, speaking about baseball with his usual eloquence, recently opined “The problem is, progress always goes on too long, leaving us waist deep in unintended consequences. Soon we are saying ‘adios’ to cherished familiarities.”

Arrogance after all is not the belief that you know more than the next guy. Nor is it even the belief that we now know better as a society than those who preceded us. No, arrogance is the certainty with which one thinks that he knows anything at all. As Thomas Edison once wrote, “It’s obvious that we dont’ know one millionth of one percent about anything.” That is the wisdom that is too often cast aside in the name of progress. The past is not always better, but neither is it always worse.

“Along with the monied interest, a new description of men had grown up, with whom that interest soon formed a close and marked union; I mean the political men of letters. Men of letters, fond of distinguishing themselves, are rarely averse to innovation. Since the decline of the life and greatness of Louis the Fourteenth, they were not so much cultivated either by him, or by the regent, or the successors to the crown; nor were they engaged to the court by favours and emoluments so systematically as during the splendid period of that ostentatious and not impolitic reign. What they lost in the old court protection, they endeavoured to make up by joining in a sort of incorporation of their own; to which the two academies of France, and afterwards the vast undertaking of the Encyclopaedia, carried on by a society of these gentlemen, did not a little to contribute.

The literary cabal had some years ago formed something like a regular plan for the destruction of the Christian religion. This object they pursued with a degree of zeal which hitherto had been discovered only in the propogators of some system of piety. They were possessed with a spirit of proselytism in the most fanatical degree; and from thence, by an easy progress, with the spirit of persecution according to their means. What was not to be done towards their great end by any direct or immediate act, might be wrought by a longer process through the medium of opinion. To command the opinion, the first step is to establish a dominion over those who direct it. They contrived to possess themselves, with great method and perseverance, of all the avenues to literary fame. Many of them indeed stood high in the ranks of literature and science. The world had done them justice; and in favour of general talents forgave the evil tendency of their peculiar pirinciples. This was true liberality; which they returned by endeavouring to confine the reputation of sense, learning, and taste to themselves or their followers. I will venture to say that this narrow, exclusive spirit has not been less prejudicial to literaure and to taste, than to morals and true philosophy. These atheistical fathers have a bigotry of theri own; and they have learnt to talk against monks with the spirit of a monk. But in some things they are men of the world. The resources of intrigue are called in to supply the defects of argument and wit. To this system of literary monopoly was joined an unremitting industry to blacken and discredit in every way, and by every means, all those who did not hold to their faction. To those who have observed the spirit of their conduct, it has long been clear that nothing was wanted but the power of carrying the intolerance of the tongue and of the pen into a persecution which would strike at property, liberty and life.

The desultory and faint persecution carried on against them, more from compliance with form and decency, than with serious resentment, neither weakened their strength, nor relaxed their efforts. The issue of the whole was, that, what with opposition, and what with success, a violent and malignant zeal, of a kind hitherto unkown in the world, had taken an entire possession of their miinds, and rendered their whole conversation, which otherwise would have been pleasing and instructive, perfectly disgusting. A spirit of cabal, intrigue and proselytism, pervaded all their thoughts, words, and actions. And, as controversial zeal soon turns its thoughts on force, they began to insinuate themselves into a correspondence with foreign princes; in hopes, through their authority, which at first they flattered, they might bring about the changes they had in view. To them it was indifferent whether these changes were to be accomplished by the thunderbolt of despotism, or by the earthquake of popular commotion. The corresondence between this cabal and the late king of Prussia will throw no small light upon the spirit of all their proceedings. For the same purpose for which they intrigued with princes, they cultivated, in a distinguished manner, the monied interest of France; and partly though the means funrished by those whose peculiar offices gave them the most extensive and certain means of communication, they carefully occupied all the avenues to opinion.

Writers, especially when they act in a body, and with one direction, have great influence on the public mind; the alliance, therefore, of these writers with the monied interest had no small effect in removing the popular odium and envy which attended that species of wealth. These writers, like the propogators of all novelties, pretended to a great zeal for the poor, and the lower orders, whislt in their satires they rendered hateful, by every exaggeration, the faults of courts, of nobility, and of priesthood. They became a sort of demagogues. They served as a link to unite, in favour of one object, obnoxious wealth to restless and desperate poverty.”

Irony

June 27th, 2008

Ah… the irony:

Prophet

But Rep. Ed Markey, D-Mass., committee chairman, said, “Dr. Hansen was right. Twenty years later, we recognize him as a climate prophet.”

I find the use of the word “prophet” in this instance particularly ironic. We can cast God and religion to the four winds as an outdated intellectual crutch. We’ve “evolved” as a society don’t you know. However, pursuing global warming gospel with fanatical zeal - that’s perfectly rational.

“We’re toast if we don’t get on a very different path,” Hansen, director of the Goddard Institute of Space Sciences who is sometimes called the godfather of global warming science, told The Associated Press. “This is the last chance.”

Hansen is right of course. This is indeed the last chance. If you think coal and gasoline are bad for the planet, wait until you see what poverty and economic destruction in a nuclear world can do. Here are Hansen’s prepared remarks.

Speaking of irony:

“The fossil-industry maintains its strangle-hold on Washington via demagoguery…”

Hmmm… demagoguery. Interesting choice of words. Here’s a definition:

“a person, esp. an orator or political leader, who gains power and popularity by arousing the emotions, passions, and prejudices of the people.”

For example: standing before Congress and warning the country that either drastic political action be taken or “disastrous climate changes that spiral dynamically out of humanity’s control” will be be the consequence. Arguing that “in my opinion, these CEOs should be tried for high crimes against humanity and nature.”

“If Americans turn out to pasture the most brontosaurian congressmen…”

Another ironic choice of words. It is unfortunate that Brontosaurus himself is not here to remind us that James Hansen was not around to save him from extinction. And yet somehow, the planet remains. Hansen further said, in an interview with The Telegraph:

“The problem is not political will, it’s the alligator shoes - the lobbyists. It’s the fact that money talks in Washington, and that democracy is not working the way it’s intended to work.”

What does that mean exactly? How is democracy supposed to work? In Hansen’s deranged (IE: demagogic) world view, either the community adopt his radical platform or democracy is somehow broken. Currently, the majority understand that he’s a lunatic. Consequently, he is not likely to be elected to public office. I’d say that’s democracy working exactly as the Founders intended.

Seriously?

June 26th, 2008

Chicago Mayor Richard Daley. Unplugged:

“I think we’re very disappointed in the Supreme Court decision. Why? If you really live in the real world and you see what handguns are doing to America, it doesn’t matter what age of the moment, young people and all ages are being killed in serious danger. And to me, we should not love guns. Now I have no problems with those who–hunting and things–gun collectors and all that. But how do you get a gun into your house? Does it fly in by stork? You go out and purchase a gun. You carry the gun in a car. You come to your home. And we’ve shown time and time again how many children have been killed in their homes by guns.”

“You may have a right to carry guns but you should pay for that insurance. You should have extra insurance on that gun if you have a gun in your home. A police officer comes in and you say I didn’t know who it was. He had a search warrant, you fire and you kill a police officer, seriously injure a police officer, or a neighbor. How about having them qualified insurance, things like that. We are concerned about does this lead to everyone having a gun in our society? If they think that’s the answer, then they’re greatly mistaken. Then why don’t we do away with the court system and go back to the Old West, you have a gun and I have a gun, and we’ll settle it in the streets if that’s their thinking. To me this is a very frightening decision for America.”

“Wouldn’t you as a citizen fight it? Do you think your next-door neighbor should have an Uzi an AK 47, any type of gun, do you really believe that? Good luck. ’Cause don’t call the police if they’re shooting an AK 47 in their backyard. Why don’t you want the police to respond? You should be able to do that. You’re the neighbor. So this is a very frightening decision, to be very frank, especially in 2008. We think we’re such an improved society; the rest of the world is laughing at us.”

Also, unhinged. This guy has a law degree? Things the Supreme Court did not do in its recent landmark Second Amendment interpretation:

- Approve the right of individuals to shoot AK47’s and Uzi’s in their backyard.

- Suggest “going back to the Old West” so citizens can settle disputes “in the street.”

- Secure the right of individuals to shoot police officers acting on a search warrant.

- Negate the ability of neighbors to call the police and have them respond to gunshots.

- Mandate that everyone have a gun in our society.

It’s fine if you want to disagree with the decision. But if this is the brand of ignorant, thoughtless, intellectually flatulent “logic” going through the alleged minds of the opposition, can there be any doubt that the Court was correct? Thanks for making us look good Mayor…

Edmund Burke

June 19th, 2008

“These professors of the rights of men are so busy in teaching others, that they have not leisure to learn anything themselves; otherwise they would have known, that it is to the property of the citizen, and not to the demands of the creditor of the state, that the first and original faith of civil society is pledged. The claim of the citizen is prior in time, paramount in title, superior in equity. The fortunes of individuals, whether possessed by acquisition, or by descent, or in virtue of a participation in the goods of some community, were no part of the creditor’s security, expressed or implied. They never so much as entered into his head when he made his bargain. He well knew that the public, whether represented by a monarch or by a senate, can pledge nothing but the public estate; and it can have no public estate, except in what it derives from a just and proportioned imposition upon the citizens at large. This was engaged and nothing else could be engaged, to the public creditor. no man can mortgage his injustice as a pawn for his fidelity.”
- Reflections on the Revolution in France

Barack Obama. Economist.

June 13th, 2008

Brain Surgery

“Democrat Barack Obama said Friday he would apply the Social Security payroll tax to all annual incomes above $250,000, which would affect the wealthiest 3 percent of Americans.”

“Imagine if your security now was tied up with the Dow Jones,” he said, alluding to the recent slide in stock prices. “You wouldn’t feel very confident about the security of your nest egg.”

This is why Barack Obama will make a great President - because he knows about the magical pot of Leprechaun gold where the wealthiest three percent of Americans get their money. So, he can maintain complete confidence that it will always be there in neverending sums for bureaucrats to plunder. Those rich people would never be dumb enough to tie their money up in some stupid Dow stocks.

Hillary’s Downfall

June 8th, 2008

But to her skeptics, she was ‘just another Clinton’ — a calculating politician driven by overweening ambition, ready to steamroll her opponents if that’s what it took to get elected. They never for a second doubted she was tough enough to take the 3 a.m. phone call — they just wanted to elect someone else to do it instead.

The irony here is that Fouhy’s article expresses precisely the sentiment that was the undoing of Hillary. It’s true, voters did want someone else to do it. What Hillary and her supporters fail to understand is that statesmanship is not just about being “tough enough to take the 3 a.m. phone call.”

Perhaps Clinton did display some toughness - but it is exactly this desperate obsession with a tough exterior that is so distasteful to so many voters. The other half of statesmanship - wisdom - has rarely been evident in Clinton. Ironically, her absolute fixation on power and authority is what seems to preclude her from the ability to make sound judgments. The Clinton campaign was a study in miscalculation and foolish choices.

Obama, for all his policy flaws, consistently outmaneuvered Hillary. Through all the talk about the Clinton juggernaut, the Obama campaign was masterful at handling the many obstacles put before it. This is the mark of sound judgment and wise decisions - and it drives to the heart of Obama’s popularity.

Clinton regularly pounded on Obama’s supposed magic talk or speaking ability. Those are certainly skills Obama has, but it is a mistake to assume that is all there is to this candidate. Hammering on it so consistently was an insult to Obama and - more fatally for Clinton - his supporters. The man is shrewd, wise and credible and he is certainly capable of being commander-in-chief.

Republicans would be foolish to underestimate these qualities, as Clinton did. They had better muster a better argument than lack of substance if they want to win in November. This is the mistake Hillary made, and it (hopefully) wrote her political epitaph.

McCain and the Republicans are right on almost all of the issues. Smaller government, more freedom, less taxes… these are issues they can win with. They are a stark contrast to the government by Happy Meal that is the hallmark of Obama’s liberal politics. In order succeed though, they need to focus “like a laser beam” on these policy differences. Wasting time on Obama’s supposed flaws is a fool’s errand.

Dating Advice

June 8th, 2008

Nauseating

“Just in case you needed another reason to care about the environment: It turns out girls dig guys who dig environmental technology.”

“Eighty percent of American car buyers would find someone with the latest fuel-efficient car more interesting to talk to at a party than someone with the latest sports car.”

Well hell, let me just run out to the car dealership and pick up a go-cart with a Captain Planet bumer sticker so I can find some shallow tramp whose idea of intellectual stimulation is mindless environmental conformity. Then we can move to a Super Smart Town and smoke weed and sing Kumbaya with the rest of the yuppie robots.

Kiss my ass. You can pry my 35 inch tires and 10 miles to the gallon from my cold dead fingers.

Edmund Burke

June 7th, 2008

“To avoid therefore the evils of inconstancy and versatility, ten thousand times worse than those of obstinancy and the blindest predjudice, we have consecreated the state, that no man should approach to look into its defects or corruptions but with due caution; that he should never dream of beginning its reformation by its subversion; that he should approach to the faults of the state as to the wounds of a father, with pious awe and trembling solicitude. By this wise prejudice we are taught to look with horror on those children of their country, who are prompt rashly to hack that aged parent in pieces, and put him back into the kettle of magicians, in hopes that by their poisonous weeds, and wild incantations, they may rengenerate the paternal constitution, and renovate their father’s life.”
- Reflections on the Revolution in France