“Oversight alone will (mean) tons of new jobs,” enthuses Jill Landsman, a spokeswoman for the Northern Virginia Assn. of Realtors, who says the pace of home sales has picked up over the past year even as prices have continued to fall.
Have you always dreamed of minding other people’s business? Have you looked at your pay stub and wondered how you can get on the receiving end of those thousands of dollars getting sucked out of your bank account every month? Have you ever walked into a government office and watched with envy as employees take union mandated coffee breaks while you stand in line twiddling your thumbs? Wish you could force other people to eat healthier? Smoke less? Get rid of their stupid guns and religion? Do you wake up at night wishing you could tell other people how to live their life more correctly - AND force them to listen to you?
Well, look no further. Barack Obama’s trillion dollar sitimulus package is just for you! Move to Washington DC and become a mindless bureaucrat today!